The Town Drunk  
The Town Drunk is a monthly webzine devoted to lighthearted, quality speculative fiction.

March 2008 Issue
The Importance of Portents by Jason E. Thummel

A complacent fortune-teller discovers that he has some unusual competition.

Work-Safety Rating: I foresee no offense

Lampreyhead Meets the Vampire Slaughterers by Tim W. Burke

A hell-spawned hero and two smart, sexy vampire slayers... a natural recipe for the breakdown of reality.

Work-Safety Rating: Mild sexual innuendo


Other Recent Offerings
The Curse of the Friendly Forest by Rod M. Santos


The foliage is not always greener...

Work-Safety Rating: Mild sexual innuendo, botanical violence

Gimpbomb Enters Room by Matthew Bey


SFGrrl> OMG! WTF?!? LOL!!! XD

Work-Safety Rating: Chatroom profanity levels, strong sexual innuendo

Panko by Zdravka Evtimova


A man, his donkey, elusive love, and magic realism with an Eastern European flair.

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Naked Revenge by Sonya M. Sipes


An upscale community’s worst nightmare is about to begin.

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Left Behind by Ximena Cearley


Just where do socks go when they disappear in the dryer?

Work-Safety Rating: Clean as freshly-laundered socks


Coming Soon...
Stories by Margaret Ronald, Nora Fleischer, LaShawn M. Wanak, and many more!

 
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